F.E.A.R.

A relatively unknown PC shooter that easily rivals the current top upcoming FPS games (Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Doom III). At the least, a full year of development is expected, mind you.

Check out the completely awesome movie clips at www.gamespot.com

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I see pussy!!

A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).

Me:HAHAHAHA..hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA
Other person: What?
Me: I SEE PUSSY!!!

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MTV

A deadly and evil entity capable of emitting powerful waves of superficiality that can reduce a teenager's brain mass into excrement in mere seconds. Disguises nefarious intentions of gaining wealth from the idiotic with incessant marketing/brainwashing. Research has shown that 98 percent of MTV's audience exhibit an IQ below that of a rotting corpse. Experts recommend immediate evasion of anything affiliated with MTV, including its viewers. Many a douchebag has been manufactured via watching MTV. Females hooked on MTV usually prefer to mate with douchebags rather than humans. The music shown on MTV represents the lowest grade of musical quality existing anywhere on Earth, possibly even the universe.

The solution to MTV? None. Let other people watch it so they can become dumber than you.

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MTV

In response to the induhvidual (yes, that word was deliberately misspelled, for those who are unaware of Scott Adams), I must say, the only moron speaking your selected quote is you. And "victims" of the trends MTV produces? Hardly the case. It disturbs me that people as stupid as you exist.

The guy who calls himself "mtv is cooler than you" is an obvious example of someone who has replaced his brains with douche. His very existence is a sad watermark on the history of mankind. Let us hope he does not provide a description of a brick wall, for that would be a Mt. Everest of accomplishment for this poor, stupid soul.

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sneaky sneaky

Referring to any action performed with covert intent.

When she fell asleep I pulled a sneaky sneaky.

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taking a mean one

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.

Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.

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my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

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