toilet brush

A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.

Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.

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condom masturbation

Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.

Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?

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semesteral friends

People you get to know in your classes which you never hang out with, see, or hear from after the semester ends.

This can apply to both high school and college classes.

Harry: You talked to Glenn any over Winter Break?

Alan: Actually I haven't. We really were just semesteral friends.

Neon bands

Any of the new pop-rock bands whose members wear t-shirts that are so brightly colored that they cause temporary blindness. Their myspace pages are just as brightly colored and feature a force-you-to-scroll-for-10-minutes picture of all the band members. These bands mainly consists of horny 12-16 girls that are in love with a least one member of the band's hair.

Paul: Dude, you seriously need to check out this band.

Andrew: I think I'll pass. Neon bands make me wanna club baby seals.

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Jagging

Jacking off

Dude, my mom caught me jagging to porn.

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darlings

A boy and a girl that act as if they are boyfriend and girlfriend (hold hands, kiss, cuddle, call each other pet names, etc.) but due to circumstances or timing have yet to officially announce they are dating

Guy #1: Dude are you dating Heather or what?
Guy #2: No man, we are just darlings.

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Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.

Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!

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