mamatas

a strikingly tall, cunt-like creature who roams the middle earth. at certain times during the lunar calendar the mamatas is known to appear above ground and slay unicorns. the unicorn is an endangered species that is impossible to tame, but the mamatas remains its primary predator. his rugged appearence and enthralling carrot fingers make the mamatas irresistable.

the mamatas never fails to slay the hall-tipping.