Wet bush

A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair

Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.

Penocha magica

A girl that is so mean, dismissive, and overall negative with her man that it makes you wonder why puts up with it? Answer: she must have a penocha magica.

Dude, RJ’s girl was on his case about some bullshit, I dunno how he does it dude.

Brohem, I think she has the penocha magica.

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Diarrhea’d the seat

When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.

Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.