muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

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frosty date

To leave ones ass unwiped.
To have bad anal hygine.

You smell, you must have a frosty date.

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re-entry sex

An astronaut sent to space re-enters the atmosphere, returns home, and has sex with his/her partner.

Karen L. Nyberg and Douglas G. Hurley had re-entry sex after their re-entry into Earth's atmosphere in 2000.

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Magnaseous

An awing scene with fantastical features.

The golden sunlight painted the flowers with a magnaseous glowing aura.

Spouring

1.to spill and to pour at the same time.
2.when you are talking to fast and combine two words together...it makes speaking english easier

stop spouring the milk, retard!

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Patrick shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

Yoooo let’s get Patrick shwavyed lol it’s lit fam

Snowhicular Manslaughter

The act of homicide in which a person, usually a child, forcefully throws a snowball on to an oncoming car that results in a death.

Billy: I just got out of the slammer.
Phillip: What did you get arrested for?
Billy: Snowhicular manslaughter; I packed the meanest snowball and absolutely destroyed a car. I got locked up for 3 years. Who ever thought a 12 year old would go to jail?