San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

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McDeuce

The sudden need to shit right after eating McDonalds "food"

Steve: Dude, what's wrong?
Justin: Ugh, my stomach...
Steve: You've been crowdin' up on that Dollar Menu again, haven't you? Man, I told you before...
Justin: (Interrupts while running to the bathroom) CAN'T TALK! GOTTA DROP A MCDEUCE!!