rent a cop

not good enough to be "bacon" so a rent a cop is classified as "SPAM"

Hey dude, look! There's Destry. Let's yell at him. HEY SPAM!

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frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

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sheks

Alternative spelling and pronunciation of "sex", specifically for use as a hyperbolic adjective.

That new Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder is the sheks.

Have you played the new Modern Warfare game? It's the proper sheks.

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Positivising

Causing positivity or positive feeling.

That new <halfway decent pop band> song is really positivising. It makes me want to increase my fiscal output by 15% per annum!

Mike is infectiously positivising: just being around him is motivational.

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Aluminium train

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

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goodfella-ing

The act of very thinly slicing garlic with a razor blade, as seen in the film "Goodfellas".

I sat at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the roast and goodfella-ing a clove of garlic.
The hyphen is optional: I sat at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the roast and goodfellaing a clove of garlic.

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raep

Alternate or mis-spelling of rape, usually used in a comedy context, particularly when relating to gaming. Possibly American in origin, though also used in the UK.

I'm gonna raep you good in Warcrack 2nyt, beehatch!

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