Disarster

A horrid event caused by ones own stupidity.

Went camping and left the tent, it was a disarster. Tried to park my bike without putting the stand down it was another disarster.

car jam

A term used to describe driving in Auckland City New Zealand where the traffic is more congested than Hong Kong.

Thanks to a dumb arse profiteering government and the GFY council mafia parasites.

Sure, just car jam over to my house.

ok I'm already car jamming now...

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ski bummer

A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.

oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer