peruvian marching powder

the stimulant drug cocaine

Hank and Lisa were delighted to find that Sam had brought some peruvian marching powder to the party.

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wet penny in the pocket

a drop of urine on the inside front of a man's pants caused by putting the penis up too soon after urinating

After returning to dinner from a bathroom break Harold realized he had a wet penny in the pocket.

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redneck cocaine

methamphetamines,also known as crank

Lee Roy and Hank were sentenced to 20 years for manufacturing redneck cocaine.

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nigger knock

a childish prank in which someone knocks on someone's front door and then runs away and hides before the person can answer

John:"Who was that at the door." Sue:"Nobody was there,the neighborhood kids must be nigger knocking again."

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rectoplasm

slimy feces that requires excessive wiping to discard and often leaves the anus feeling squishy,wet and unclean

Though he was sure he'd wiped thouroughly, John could still fell the uncomfortable wettness of rectoplasm between his cheeks.

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browning out

a fart which releases a small amount(less than a teaspoon full) of feces into a persons underwear.While more than a teaspoon of feces qualifies a shitting the pants,less than a teaspoon is known as just browning out.

I held in the fart for fear of browning out.

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hollywood loaf

a half erect penis

As Shelly sat on my lap I could'nt help developing a hollywood loaf

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