Viceroy

When you eat a handful of laxitives, jack off, then run into the bathroom and shit your guts out, leaving you with this calming feeling of being totally emptied.

Jack: Hey, Jordan, guess what I did last night?
Jordan: What, Jack?
Jack: I pulled a Viceroy!!
Jordan: No! How was it?
Jack: Let's just say I was to lazy to get off the toilet!!

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anarchy t-shirt

a t-shirt that people wear around when handing out "zines" and wearing big ol' sunglasses. they generally have scruffy beards and don't look at you when you talk to them. some wearers of this t-shirt will be old and paunchy, with long pony-tails and a black "fidel castro" type hat on. they always appear stoned, as well.

people who wear these shirts generally are a combination of hippies and punks, as they like to smoke and they preach how the government sucks, but they also produce zines, and are more angry than anything.

derrick: buck is one of those kinda' guys who wears anarchy t-shirts around. i wonder if there are eyes behind those sunglasses.

jordan: i dunno, lets find out!

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Masturbation

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

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Case sensitive

A condition by which the person affected is always dropping cases, be it CD cases, photo frames, or really anything else that should not be dropped.

John dropped my fucking thirty dollar CD case! I just paid for that thing, and it's broken! That mofo is case sensitive.

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Bwaaaaaah!

Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.

Bobby: DAD! I JUST TOOK A DUMP ON YOUR LAWN!!
Hank: BWAAAAAAH!

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Cluck

A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.

Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!

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Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

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