scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

Sud

When you misspell sus

P1: lol ur mom sud
P2: you mean sus?
P1: typo
P2: we're in real life dumbass
(Sitcom laughtrack plays)

GTA cop

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

cursed definition

The most common thing on the urban dictionary.

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.

Litle dik

When someone's dick is so tiny that you remove a letter from both words

Take a look at:
litle
dik
Your pp

Timmy wasn't afraid of having a boner because his litle dik was too small to get bigger

Coppa

When you eat your own shit, drink your own piss, and cum in the idea that everything needs to be family freindly.

Coppa does more bad than good but still exists for some reason

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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now