MTV

A television network that:

a) Shows nothing but vapid reality shows featuring rich spoiled bitches.
b) Airs stupid incarnations of Jackass, i.e. Wonder Showzen
c) Hosts the show TRL which features hoardes of screaming virgins that dress like whores and suffers those that don't get a ticket to stand outside and wave their posters like idiots. Contrary to popular belief, TRL does not show music videos, but only music clips, because they have to make time to interview the hot guest artist of the moment.
d) Airs full-length music videos only in the wee hours of morning when everybody is sleeping.
e) Tries to brainwash the youth with their stupid "political campaigns", "MTV news", and poster clone-bands.
f) Hosts the MVA's. contrary to popular belief, the MVA's is only a popularity/fashion contest as opposed to an event for showing appreciation to artists that TRULY contribute to the music industry

Dude! Did you catch Wonder Showzen on MTV last night?

LYKKE OMGGGZZZ! I SAW TRL YESTERDAY!!

OMG, I so totally queefed when I saw the season finale of The Real World!

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