cocky seagull

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.

Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."

El tubio bistec

Tube steak, The preferred meal many ghetto hoe's of amercica.

Aleenherover has a serious addiction to tube steak.

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gobbler

the act of swallowing an entire load protein wash

Damn!!!That bitch straight gobbled the chowder like a true professional!

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lost boy

Any surfer who beleives that he has died, passed heaven, and been reincarnated as a lost boy surfer. Commonly seen listening to dirtrocker punk, trying to score with sluts, and getting disrespected at his local break by an out of town surfer.

Bro..Did you see my spray? Hot Buddy!!! Hot buddy!!! Guttermouth!!!Owwhh!!!

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Hat rack

Any sports fan that cannot be seen, at any times, without is favorite team's ball cap on. Predomionantly prevalent in baseball fans. Frequently seen blowing rent money at nearest watering hole or sports bar.

Its all fun and games until the hat rack loses the game.

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chowder box

Anyone, under the influence of disco jam, who beleives in any way that his/her babbling conversation will be remembered or carried out the day after.

Did you see Benny, he was so chowder boxed out, that he could'nt decide which important fact he wanted to express at last night's spectacular performance.

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Peter puffer

Another word for gay, this creature can be found across the country puffing peters wherever he can.

Whooa...I think Skip might be puffin' the peter

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