oyit

scottish slang for ‘all of it’

‘did yae steal me feckin chocolate, ye cunt?’
‘ye, i had oyit. ye cannae have it, ye hag.’

fag

not on about the slur,
we’re using it here to refer to the british slang used for cigarette.

‘you comin’ mate? im gonn’ go for a fag.’
‘yea, alright mate.’

dreamsexual

a genuine sexuality that was ruined by dream stans.

actual dreamsexuality: only experiencing sexual attraction in dreams
fake dreamsexuality: someone who is so obsessed that they believe that they are attracted to minecraft youtuber dream. or, it’s a pathetic excuse for someone who wants to pretend they are gay for an excuse to say slurs.

person: ‘im coming out as dreamsexual! i think dream is really really sexy’
other person: ‘are you serious? stay away from me.’

bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf

‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’