durkio

This dude on ifunny that made #1 in top stats in less than a month. He so wild. He got the music taste of an OG. So many weird niggas on iFunny be jealous of him for no reason its brazy. He’s also a white blonde boy that sounds like a beaner but it’s ok.

Me: “Did you see how fast durkio made it onto topstats? Wild.”
Normies: “He must be hacking.”

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MisterMocha

A super sweet guy. He’s funny and wholesome but he can brutal at times. Not only does he have a good personality but he’s really handsome. He deserves the best because that’s exactly what he is. The best.

“Have you ever met MisterMocha?”
“Yeah, I met him once. He was super cool and sweet!”
“Wow, must be nice.”

MisterMocha

Super sweet guy, he’s super funny and wholesome but he has his brutal moments. Has many amazing traits & is super handsome. He deserves the best because he is the best.

“Have you met MisterMocha?”
“Yeah, I met him once. He’s super sweet!”
“Must be nice.”

Sr_eggin

The weirdest dude on iFunny. He sends so much weird shit on private gcs it’s insane. He looks like an egg and has many memes of himself he’s basically famous. You either hate or love this guy. And if you love him.. you’re wack.

“Bruh did you see what sr_eggin just sent?”
“Yeah bro, he’s so god damn weird. But he’s funny so it’s ok.”

ohmangoddamn

Known as the coolest dude on the block. He levels up in PluspyBot so fast he’s like the flash of iFunny. He’s so great at 2k that he can break ankles faster than Kobe. If you ever meet ohmangoddamn, you’re lucky. He’s mean to everyone so don’t take any offense to it.

“Damn have you ever met ohmangoddamn?”
“Yeah, I was lucky enough to join a gc that had him in it, he’s so cool!”

cartinese

The language of Playboi Carti

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”

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