fuckin oath

australian slang- fuck yes, enthusiastically YES!

1:wanna smoke?
2: fuckin oath!

TRANSLATION

1: Would you like a cigarette?
2: Why thank you, good sir.

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V8

A real engine. Dosent matter if its Chev, Dodge, Holden, Ford its gonna beat the shit out of a fart-can possesing turbo four cylinder. Think about it: You do the exact equivilent modifications to a v8 powerhouse and to a 4 cylinder fart-box you will always get more horses out of the v8. Its simple maths. More cylinders= More Displacement.

I love it when i scream past a wanker in a 4 cylinder hatchback with a 10 inch tacho and 36 inch exhaust, and scare the absolute shit out of him, with my Holden ute, powered by a quality Australian V8.

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Dingo

Infanticide, baby removalist, etc etc

I used a dingo to get rid of my baby

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71077345

SHELLOIL when entered into a calculator upside down. Try it, im sure you will be pleasently suprised.

i put 71077345 in my calculator. It made shelloil!

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Grouse

Amusingly-Shaped, excellent, spiffing

that bike is grouse!

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Jiggery Pokery

Australian slang for apple pie

IE: get a load of this Jiggery Pokery up ya! its grouse!

TRANSLATION:

Here, try this apple pie. I'm sure you will find its most delicious.

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