Valentines Day

The one day a year to make up for the other 364 that you were a complete asshole or bitch to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Happy Valentines Day. Heres a card and some flowers. I'm too cheap to buy you roses because our relationship doesn't mean anything to me. I just think you're a good fuck and I'm trying to keep it that way. and then I'm going to find someone better and leave you. Oh and heres that chocolates so you feel better when that happens.

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