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"Vuvuzela lips" is actually being used by doctors to describe the swollen, bee-stung look of frequent users of the vuvuzela.
The actual condition is not fun to have, but this term can be applied to anyone with big lips, natural or collagen-injected.
Also a nickname for Angelina Jolie or Mick Jagger.
Go look up DSL as well.
A: "Hey you, I got something for your vuvuzela lips."
B:"It better be ointment."
(In this case A's pick up line has been shot down due to B's lack of interest and ACTUAL vuvuzela lip condition. B's not feeling sexy. Otherwise this line is brilliant.)
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During a Pyramid game show, the answer is THE ROLLING STONES. A: "Band with vuvuzela lips as lead singer." B: "The Rolling Stones!" C: "That was the fastest clue/response EVER! Congratulations."
ALL THANKS TO THE BELOVED WORLD CUP HORN.
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It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.
I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!
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It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).
A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."
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Annoying and noisy stadium horn commonly used during the 2010 World Cup games in South Africa. In slang, this means an ANNOYING and/or noisy person. A general jackass.
"That Rajon Rondo was such a vuvuzela at the game against the Lakers tonight."
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A: "Why did you guys break up?" B: "OMG. He would not shut the eff up, he was a straight vuvuzela. I was trying to watch Sex and the City!"
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Stevie Wonder's first girlfriend, in the words of his friends, was a BUGABOO. Stevie thought she was "fine" (because he hadn't developed his blind other-senses yet,) but his friends had to set him straight.
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