smrt

An often used acronym for "suck my right tit"; normally said in desperation, fear, anger or disdain of one's neighbor or pet.

Thanks for pissin on my Manolo Blahnik's again. smrt!

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piece of chit

1. see John Kerry
2. stool sample

1.) Muffy, I do believe the Andersons shall be selling their villa in Tuscany now that Mr. and Mrs. Piece of Chit have moved next door. Oh pshaw!
2.) Homes, that lady doc is whack. She asked me for a piece of chit. WTF?

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front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

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fornicate

impolite term for fuck, mostly in urban ghettos and in windsor, connecticut.

~hey homes, wha a fuck up?
~fuckn a nuttin, dawg. but ize gettin some big boned ho ta fornicate wiff at half 6 ta nite !

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apathy club

1. see John Kerry's supporters
2. Boston Red Sox

1. Snap!! The apathy club gonna lose in November, Homeslice!
2. Pedro is the king of the apathy club.

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spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.

Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!

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squeegie kid

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

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