Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

irch

Whenever your balls got that itch but it's like not that itch you know what i'm sayin it's like. next level.
like you can't even type anymore man.

Julian: repost if balls irch