Flu of the swine

one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.

So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.

Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.

The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.

omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o

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Panda Face

It means you are cute!!! Also means Abbi is cute.

You are such a panda face!
Abbi you are my panda face!
Omgdz you remind me of a panda face!

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Fat Stress

The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.

Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.

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cheating whore slut

Someone that cheats on someone else for 3-4 months. They usually lie about everything, and act as if they know everything. This person may have a name that stats with A and ends with ber

That cheating whore slut cheated on me for 4 months. Fuck her.
Amber is a cheating whore slut.

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COL

COL means Christ Out Loud.
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass

HOLY COL CORTNI
lolol we will make COL the new shiz yo.

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Spider Bee

The Spider Bee is known to live in parts of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. It gets its name because it has the wings and stinger of a bee along with the legs and the ability to create spider webs like a spider. The Spider Bee is a quiet bug most people will never see it, but it is there. It is always watching, and waiting for the exact moment to strike. ~created by justin and abbi~

OMFG ITS A SPIDER BEE..RUN!!!!!
...I saw a spider bee im scared :(
THERES A SPIDER BEE HIVE IN MY HOUSE OHNOZ

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<@

<@ is another way to do the <3 sign.

<@ abbi
<@ justin
back!! <@@@@@@@
welcome back <@ ^^