camel

a holy cigarette brand which is well known for its full flavoured taste. Probably the best thing Turks and Americans have done together after the incursion of Iraq.

Ali: It used to say "Turkish & American Blend" on Camel packs.

Nick: It still does in USA.

Ali: Well, not in Turkey not anymore...

Nick: Who gives a fuck man.

Ali: That's right.

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constantinople

old name of old byzantium captial which has been ruled by Turks for 554 years now. It's officially and rightfully named as Istanbul.

Jack: Yo Ali, greeks say constantinople is theirs.

Ali: First, it is not constantinople it is Istanbul. Second, them pussies should have fought harder...

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