Birningham

An accidental muddle of the word Birmingham, usually the person saying it isn’t corrected as they’re a scary mother fucker that nobody wants to annoy, only lovely twats have the balls to say anything.

I’m off to Birningham next week, I’ll bring back some Jen & Berry’s and we can sit by the chimley

viscous circle

When you try to convince someone that you don’t have an STI and use it as an excuse

I don’t have the clap it’s just a viscous circle

sea on a blackcurrant

Something said by really strange people, often called Lou........referred to as a 'queer lou-ism'

Oh well ill go to sea on a blackcurrant!!??