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1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.
Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.
n. That which is held by someone whom has never engaged in the act of coitus.
A God-given membership to a holy club, valid until the first act of sex.
She got wasted last night and lost her vCard to Bobby, the quarterback...I hope she's not pregnant.
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