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The uncomfortable male dilemma, when your balls get twisted and stuck to your leg.
Leah: Hey Ken, why is Tomerson walking like that?
Ken: He woke up with twisticles.
Leah: Twisticles.... does it hurt?
Ken: Imagine waking up with you left tit in your right armpit.
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BOSA Breath or B.O.S.A Breath is an acronym for Breath of Satan's Ass. Typically identified with morning breath or the putrid snot breath one acquires while have a sinus infection.
When Tom woke up, he noticed burn marks on his pillow, a direct result of BOSA Breath.
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Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.
Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.
The "taco plop" is the female version of the male "tea bag".
After Tom was rendered unconscious from night of making-out with a bottle of Vodka, Amanda wasted no time dropping her "manda pants" and taco plopped Tom right between the eyes.
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