fut nucker

nut fucker except the f and n are switched so that you can say it in front of your parents

mom: hey johnny hows kyle doing?
kid/johnny: I HATE THAT KID HES SUCH A FUT NUCKER!
mom: oh

tampons

long fluffy clouds that girls stick up there coochie to flavour them and then eat them

hey do you have any tampons i can borrow, i’m getting hungry