shitter

A toilet.

P1: Where's Danny?
P2: Fucking uh, he's on the shitter.

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hogsmoke

verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.

I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.

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bimmer

A fine german automobile. BMW, Bavarian Motor Works

P1 : That guy drives a pimp bimmer.
P2 : Yah, that's an M3!

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provert

Professional pervert

Background: believed to be from East Texas

Carrie, stop talking about my mom...you're such a provert!

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weinerface

1. To suck at life
2. Dork
3. Goofball

1. I can't believe you got a 50 on that test, you're such a weinerface.
2. You weinerface! Don't do homework instead of watching Zoolander!
3. You're such a weinerface, calm down and get in to bed with me....right now....

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