Open Lid

A position in sex dedicated to the defimation of women. You drop a big stinkin load in the toilet two weeks prior to meeting the cunt. Then, you hit it doggystyle over the toilet, slamming the lid on her head occasionally while she takes in the sweet aroma.

Tracy cheated on me last week so I gave her the open lid as revenge.

5👍 21👎

gimmick

A magical leprechaun that gives out free acid.

Yo mang, Gimmick gave me some free acid.

29👍 45👎

coheed and cambria

my favorite band...they kick nuts...coheed an cambria are the best!!

jimmy:i love justin timberlake
me:{smack, punch, bang} coheed and cambria is way better than that pussy...

120👍 47👎

flying

Ability gained after having sex with 100 women at once while a midget feeds you crack.

I can fly!

11👍 27👎

UPN

Bad TV Station. Mainly geared towards African Americans.

My power just went out, it is blacker in here than friday nights on UPN.

59👍 56👎

penny

A type of brown coin with abe lincolns face so that the government can get your finger prints...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(point less)

90👍 95👎

dickride

Like it says, riding a dick.

Dickride out Shawn..just DICK RIDE OUT!

I let my dog dickride me.

23👍 86👎