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Referencing an episode of the Pokemon TV series when Ash Ketchum's attempt to use magic to communicate with his Pikachu backfires and ends up turning him into a Pikachu.
I dreamed I had an Ashachu like scenario last night
Sometimes known as simply "Gothzilla", he's an infamous Youtuber who is known for posting vids that mostly insult things he hates, such as My Chemical Romance, people talking about Haiti after the January 2010 earthquake, Hot Topic, and people in general. His most infamous series of videos is "Cradle of Fail" in which he calls Cradle of Filth "more emo than My Chemical Romance".
Gothzilla sports the dress and appearence of your typical modern day Goth, though the only actual Goth band he has stated interest in is Type O Negative (he also likes A7X despite the fact they're friends with MCR, who do have a goth look, but calling them Goth would be a bit much), not to mention he switches between "loving metal" and "liking metal but perferring punk". If you ask me he's not so much a Goth as he is a really dark Metalhead.
This guy named RevengeofGothzilla says I'm not Goth because I listen to MCR, yet I doubt he knows a thing about real Goth bands like Bauhaus and Alien Sex Fiend.
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A song by legendary Industrial Metal act Ministry from 1984. Usually found only on compilation albums. The song was written in defense of the Goth subculture and criticizes making fun of people who are different. The song greatly represents Ministry's early synthpop style and was rarely performed in concert after the band became Industrial Metal.
Ministry fan A: Dude Ministry's a great band.
Ministry fan B: The only album you have by them is Psalm 69. Great album, but if you were a real fan you'd have a copy of the song Everyday is Halloween, you may not even believe it is Ministry.
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Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").
Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).
Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.
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A political action movement started by right-wing nutcases like Sarah Palin filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.
Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.
Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.
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Legendary Classic Rock band, a major staple of Hard Rock, with a small touch of Heavy Metal (you seriously expect me to believe "Thunderstruck" isn't Metal?). Lead by the powerful guitar work of Angus Young with the raw, powerful vocals of Brian Johnson (Bon Scott was the leader of the band until his death in 1980 from alcohol poisoning (or something like it)). Notable songs include "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap", "Highway to Hell", "Back in Black", "Hells Bells", "Thunderstruck", and most recently "Rock N Roll Train".
Long live AC/DC!!! \m/
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A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).
Rick Santorum hates freedom. Plain and simple.
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