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A person, often an adult in their 40s or 50s, who resides in any suburb of a major city and holds the firm belief everything they and their family need is in their suburb and others surrounding it and rarely, if ever, venture into the core city, either out of fear of being a victim of a crime (even if they live near a city with low crime rates) or out of contempt for the cities mostly liberal/open-minded view points that clash with their staunch conservative ideas.
Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.
There are three levels of Militant Suburbanite:
Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.
Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel
Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.
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A political action movement started by right-wing nutcases like Sarah Palin filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.
Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.
Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.
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Known outside of Japan as Digimon season 1, arguably the high point of the entire Digimon franchise. The story follows seven (later eight) kids who after experiencing a snowstorm at their summer camp, are transported to the 'Digital World' and are befriended by Digimon creatures who assist them in getting back to their own world, but later find themselves fighting forces that threaten not only the Digital world, but their own as well.
Digimon adventure is not only a great kids anime, it's a fantastic story on it's own, filled with great action and lots of emotion to keep viewers interested. Everything related to Digimon after was a bitter disappointment. Digimon adventure 02 (season 2), a direct sequel to the first season, was really good but a letdown compared to the first. Every other season after should not even be considered part of the same franchise.
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Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").
Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).
Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.
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Sometimes known as simply "Gothzilla", he's an infamous Youtuber who is known for posting vids that mostly insult things he hates, such as My Chemical Romance, people talking about Haiti after the January 2010 earthquake, Hot Topic, and people in general. His most infamous series of videos is "Cradle of Fail" in which he calls Cradle of Filth "more emo than My Chemical Romance".
Gothzilla sports the dress and appearence of your typical modern day Goth, though the only actual Goth band he has stated interest in is Type O Negative (he also likes A7X despite the fact they're friends with MCR, who do have a goth look, but calling them Goth would be a bit much), not to mention he switches between "loving metal" and "liking metal but perferring punk". If you ask me he's not so much a Goth as he is a really dark Metalhead.
This guy named RevengeofGothzilla says I'm not Goth because I listen to MCR, yet I doubt he knows a thing about real Goth bands like Bauhaus and Alien Sex Fiend.
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A song by legendary Industrial Metal act Ministry from 1984. Usually found only on compilation albums. The song was written in defense of the Goth subculture and criticizes making fun of people who are different. The song greatly represents Ministry's early synthpop style and was rarely performed in concert after the band became Industrial Metal.
Ministry fan A: Dude Ministry's a great band.
Ministry fan B: The only album you have by them is Psalm 69. Great album, but if you were a real fan you'd have a copy of the song Everyday is Halloween, you may not even believe it is Ministry.
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When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.
I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep