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Wrong place at the wrong time

What you say when something goes very bad. Sometimes used as an excuse to get out of trouble.

I didn't kill that girl! I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

by gaaraofthedamned January 22, 2012

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dead Guitar era

A stretch of time in popular music where modern Rock bands reduce guitar use in their music in favor of keyboards and electronics. Usually lasts about 3-5 years. This does not mean guitar oriented music doesn't receive radio airplay or that the bands in question remove the instrument from their music altogether.

The time this definition was written could be considered a dead guitar era, with the rise in prominence of bands like Imagine Dragons.

by gaaraofthedamned January 30, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lebron James

The NBA's equivalent of the Black Eyed Peas.

Once a very respected and talented player. The longtime leader of the once-lowly Cleveland Cavaliers, actually leading them to successful playoff runs, even bringing them to the finals in 2007, though they lost to the San Antonio Spurs. During this time he was on par with basketball legend Michael Jordan, even taking his number 23 as a sign of respect. However, all the success and fame went to his head and convinced him that fame and money were more important than talent and respect. When his contract with the Cavs expired at the end of the 2009-10 season, Lebron used all the damage that fame did to him and decided to sign with the already dominant Miami Heat. They made it to the finals that year, but fortunately the Dallas Mavericks beat them, giving Lebron a reality check

Anyone who says Lebron James is better than Michael Jordan does not know smart from stupid.

by gaaraofthedamned January 2, 2012

31πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 4, 2011

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The Deep Web

Describes low key sites on the web or unknown content on a well known site that is weird in nature and/or extremely hard, if not impossible, to understand why such content even exists.

The term curiosity killed the cat applies well with this term-and let me tell you, the deep web will show that not only was the cat killed, but subject to things I could be sent to jail for if I were to describe them on a site like UD.

My friend ventured into the deep web on an acid trip, and now thinks Chim Chim from Speed Racer is out to rape and kill him.

by gaaraofthedamned January 22, 2014

52πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


AMC

A TV network no one under 30 seemed to know existed before the premiers of Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead.

2007: Oh cool tonight Stripes is on-AMC? LOL I have no idea what channel that is.

2013: Oh cool tonight Stripes is on AMC, followed by episodes of Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead.

by gaaraofthedamned March 4, 2013

59πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Trapped in the Closet

1. When an LGBT person is prevented from coming out, largely due to pressures from family, religion, or any other outside source that may look down on anything other than heterosexuality.

2. A 33-chapter hip hopera by R. Kelly about an infidelity that quickly spirals out of control

3. Perhaps South Park's most controversial episode, which sees Scientologists praising Stan as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard (the title is a parody of R. Kelly's above mentioned hip hopera). While acclaimed by fans and critics (even being nominated for an Emmy), the episode remains controversial in the eyes of scientologists and is believed to have caused Isaac Hayes to leave the show.

1. I remember being trapped in the closet. It ain't easy being gay in a rural bible belt town.

2. My dad told me of a one night stand that almost turned into Trapped in the Closet

3. Trapped in the Closet is my favorite South Park episode

by gaaraofthedamned February 17, 2014

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž