hamster

an animal that’s easily fuckable

“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”

56👍 37👎

ikea bird

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus

ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?

24👍 2👎

november 2

shits and gigs day! eat your own shit you produce. have fun ;)

“hey i heard it’s november 2!”
“really, let’s dine right now right here”

43👍 24👎

rice cracker

a wasian person. so sexy. makes me horny

"let me tap that rice cracker"

polytheocephalismology

the study of the belief in getting head by many gods

cole studys polytheocephalismology while banging a chick

shits and gigs

when you do something stupid for fun

e.g. banging a girl then ghosting once she’s pregnant

josh: ‘hey let’s eat horse shit’
tyler: ‘for the shits and gigs of course’

23👍 6👎

lemon

a fruit that’s the same color as it’s name

ted you bonehead. an orange is the same color as it’s name. just like a lemon

706👍 98👎