Clitorally Challanged

A man (usually of Chilean heritage) that can not locate the clitoris.

"Lower..."
"There?"
"No, to the left..."
"Here?"
"No, Hans, for fuck's sake, it's right there, to the right!"
"Oh, this, right here? The knub?"
"That's my belly button, you fucking spic retard! I'm out of here."
"Baby wait! Baby c'mon... baby, they're six bucks a pill..."

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hacktivist

Hacktivist is somebody who engages in hacktivism, which is the fusion of hacking and activism; a merger in which technically proficient hackers engage in electronic direct action in order to bring pressure on institutions engaged in unethical or criminal actions, particularly in relation to the Internet and computer technology. (From www.thehacktivist.com)

A well-known hacktivist all her life, Alison is now working for the Internet Security division of Microsoft.

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government

Something we need but don't want and that doesn't work due to the stupidity of humans.

The governmant will one day fall and we will all kill each other.

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246

California Police codes for a drive-by shooting

"We have a 246 resulting in a 187"

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skeezo

a complete and total dumb neighborhood ho, or a completely pussy-whooped male who picks his gf over his homies.

ho, pussy, whooped

1. A yo skeezo come here so we can fuck.

2. Hey, Jack is a fucken skeezo man. He never kicks it with us anymore.

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optimist

A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.

Also see words: DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.

Billy saw the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a dead optimist.

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Heavy Metal

A subgenre of Rock music, closely related to Hard Rock. It was developed during the 70's by bands such as Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin (although they stuck to their blues and folk roots, and weren't completely Heavy Metal), Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep - even some prog-rock bands experimented with heavier sounds, Heavy Metal sounds. It is said that the first Heavy Metal band was Black Sabbath - I can boldly say they were the first BRITISH Metal band, and Blue Cheer the first American Metal band.

The music is characterized for it's technical and heavy riffs, long songs, and solos played with virtuosity. Lyrics are very varied (contrary to what many people think, they don't all have "satanic" or evil lyrics, and hateful lyrics) - they range from love and sex, through war and nuclear holocaust to fantasy and dragons.

Heavy metal is one of the most misunderstood genres of music in our day. Rather unfortunately, this is often a result of brazen ignorance about the subject, brought about by certain sectors of the media, society, and listeners themselves.

Most notable bands are: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Dio, Manowar, Stratovarius, Deep Purple, Dokken, Judas Priest

Great vocalists: Ronnie James Dio, Bruce Dickinson, Rob Halford

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