What a female calls their 83 year old side hoe when she wants to sniffle upon said side hoe's poopy diaper.
Elder Hoe: Hey, I'm about to change my diaper.. I kind of had an oopsie in my diapy
Female: Actually Poochie I was wondering if I can get a wiff off that..
Elder Hoe: Oh sure!
The female proceeds to the bathroom to masterbate to the smell of Poochie's poo