Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.

EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from EHS?

Ash: hell no, he was a fucking idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.

EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?

Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.

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