Pearling

-Getting caught in a boldface lie in a rather public fashion
-Wearing obnoxiously vibrant jackets to garner undeserved attention
-Being an all-around ignorant jackass

Man 1: "I think I'll wear my orange blazer out tonight..."
Man 2: "Dude, you're not gunna get any girls when you're pearling like that"

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