tabulitis

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.