when in an instant message or text conversation, the sender unintentionally screams at the recipient by leaving the capslock on. capslock + accident = capccident
"NO, I WILL NOT...whoa, capccident...sorry...
no, i will not be able to make it to the show tonight."
when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.
Joe235: i really like dick
Jane52: that came out of nowhere
Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night
Jane52: to each his own
Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us
Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding
One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.
BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?
BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.
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the act of obtaining a twitter account to read other's tweets without tweeting yourself. (twitter + voyeurism)
i don't know why i got a personal twitter account, i'm not nearly narcissistic enough. i guess i just do it for the twioyeurism.
A chick with a hell of a nice body and face, but her boots are Uggs.
She looked real good...but her boots (butterboots)
The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.
"Are you ok?"
"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."
Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?
Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.
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