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JKL

just kidding lol

hey dude metroid prime 4 is coming out today!
really?!
nah JKL

by garfilbert September 21, 2022


Hyper-malaria

an illness which is aquirable on Triton by falling into a lake of methane, symptons include: fever, muscle spasms, madness, and then death it is uncureable so it is fatal to gain it

Zoidberg: i hope the men have been taking their hyper-malaria pills
Fransworth: their whah?
Zoidberg: -mimicking the professor- hehehehe its funny like a crazy old man.
But you know what isnt funny? Deadly Tritonian Hyper-Malaria! Just be sure to stay out of methane swamps...
what smells like methane?

by garfilbert June 10, 2022


Crapscallion

A piece of crap and a rapscallion (something to call your kids) based off of Futurama

Qubert you crapscallion! Why aren't you in school!

by garfilbert June 9, 2022


purple dragon

a different term for heroin

she started chasing that purple dragon, not me because i am a purple dragon but, heroin

by garfilbert May 5, 2022

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Meme

a (un)funny joke with a picture of something random with upper and bottom text most of the time used in impact font
sometimes made by people with a very very low amount of braincells to function like a human being, reacting toxic towards people who disagree with it being funny

Me when the:
bottom text
most of the time the memes also use a picture from a show or game

by garfilbert April 12, 2022


Yeti-ism

After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!

Zoidberg: he doesn't have hyper-malaria you idiots! He has Yeti-ism!

by garfilbert June 10, 2022


Nutjob

a mad or crazy person.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

by garfilbert June 12, 2022