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California

A gigantic pit of stinking hippies and yuppie assholes who think they're better than everybody else because they drive priuses and believe in the vast scam of global warming. California is also populated by criminals, lunatics and old people. All of them are crazy and should be avoided.

Also has crappy beaches filled with stuck up cunts who think they're the best thing ever and secretly want their daddies to molest them.

Avoid unless you like hollywood fuckwads and vapid selfcentered idiots.

For more eveidance view every other entry on California.

The only good place in California is the fucking desert because at least morons die there.

Don't go to California. The smug will kill you.

by gasmask angel January 25, 2009

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