pie eater

A polite term for a fat person

That I.T Manager just sits and eats pies all day. What a fat tnuc

D/s

Short for DOMINANT/submissive. Used mainly in personal ads

SWF seeking D/s experience.

shuv

a fun, free voice and messaging mobile app that lets you creatively customize and choose the ringtone (including all of the Sony Music library) that the person you are calling will hear.

I just shuv'd my friend with a loud, ridiculously obnoxious ringtone. No regrets

script kiddy

Someone on IRC without a clue using destructive and malicous scripts.

See Haxor

Op: Hey, how are you.
Script-kiddy: i'm gonna take over your chan with my warbot.

Script-kiddy has been banned from #channel by Op.
Script-kiddy has been kicked from #channel by Op.

turbo island

euphemism for the green triangle

fuck the monday club lets go to turbo island

gutter slut

dirty manky whore with juicy big flaps hanging down to her knees with puss on them

look at that fly blown manky white trash whore bag GUTTER SLUT

Rig

large pikey music system used to annoy the police and the upper-middle classes

the fucking pigs seized the rig