boomer

the ultimate in an activity or sport.

Homerun, touchdown, goal, strike, bingo.

1) We are down 5-4, we need a couple of boomers to win this one!

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SOP

Sleep Over Party. To sleep at someone's house

1) Wow, there is a lot of booze here, I'm never going to get home.
2) Don't worry, you can just have an SOP.

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Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

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cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

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half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

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bank job

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.

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Troublematic

Something that is both troubling and problematic.

1) Dude, you are supposed to come with us to the football game this weekend.
2) Yeah, but my wife says I have to go to the wedding...
1) This is really troublematic.

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