cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

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half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

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bank job

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.

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Troublematic

Something that is both troubling and problematic.

1) Dude, you are supposed to come with us to the football game this weekend.
2) Yeah, but my wife says I have to go to the wedding...
1) This is really troublematic.

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verbicon

Like an emoticon, but a verb.

Dude, I love your use of verbicons, so useful in your e-mails.
*cry, cry*
*lol*
*pumps fist*

Canadian Cocksucking Championships

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.

Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.

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boomer

the ultimate in an activity or sport.

Homerun, touchdown, goal, strike, bingo.

1) We are down 5-4, we need a couple of boomers to win this one!

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