High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.

Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”

Gay

Me

I am gay

UwU

A symbol that many kawaii girls use to seem cute, but it has been memed so hard if you use it, you will be attacked by everyone.

Person A: “Snookie, will you come on a date with me? UwU.”

Person B: “What the actual fuck.”

Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”