adeenix

to stab a fork into something...

Crispus: why are u adeenixing the hard fertile soil?
Timm Robbins: Because of the fly catcher that is under the ground eating my left over cookies from last wednesday's episode of lets make a deal.

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putz

Term Jews use to explain ignorant ass holes or penises.

Rabbi Greenberg: That dude over there is a putz.

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Armanian noodle dip

Sticking the head of the penis into the females nostril and ejaculating, then she sniffs it.

Miss.Hybrid Jones: Armanian noodle dip me baby.

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granitz

thank you; to thank

Pop Warner: Here's your frapachino Mr. Obalitounge
Mr.Obalitounge: granitz

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squiggely squigglers

The most dominant sports franchise in the the history of the universe, the parallel galaxies, and the dream land galaxies.

Sampson: And the Squiggely Squigglers have won their 8234242230932093832498329999844339284398420948242904823423984234984244320948240928429842930898398022398439992890838439820934839829084938239483920834398239829084304928424982420492842420498234230928424092842094284294084092824982348220498342092842098424092842092853098209384980309383059835359836038290288208220984209224908284209482842948209482492304824092842 championship

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Ostrige Pragade

The Wise-ass land secret service. Have stolen many documents from Irish quartering houses and started the Black Panther movement.

Brick Popper: The Ostrige Pragade will get you if you dont keep your chimney clean during the holidays.

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Riitt

A female's genitalia. A vagina.

President Hoover: Damn nigga, she must have a fat riitt.

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