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parkcourse

when you do parkour and have sexual intercourse at the same time

tom dick harry: hey jane you wanna hang?
jane: sure, let's parkcourse
random duud that overheard: three way?
random duud 2 that overheard: orgy parkcourse?

by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini October 20, 2018


50 shades of jesus

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis

bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus

by gayfapperoni macaronifattucini May 1, 2018