Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.

Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.

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ridiperous

Combo of Preposterous and Ridiculous

Jack: "Did you hear? The Americans elected that bloke Bush again."

Jill: "That's ridiperous!"

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pid

Short for "stupid." Can also be written "'pid."

Probably first used in "The Onion." Shortened version of "stupid" useful for persons who need to use this adjective frequently.

That Prince Harry was so pid prancing around in a Nazi uniform.

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manbag

a small cluth purse, used by males of indeterminate sexuality

He left his MANBAG behind the bar while he danced with his boyfriend

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thug love

unprotected sex between a rapper and an under-age groupie.

"It was just thug love, y'all!" R. Kelly exclaimed to the reporters.

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set trip

To trip over the set (street, block, area) you claim.
To become violent towards a gang or crew.

I can't believe that nigga is set tripping. I'll bring it to his dumb ass.

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