swagtastical

An adjective that should only be used to describe Cristina Winslow because she is the only one in the world that could possibly hold down the swag level within that word.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that girl? She was swagtastical!
Guy 2: It better be Cristina Winslow you're talking about or else the world will implode.
Guy 1: uh-oh..
-world implodes-