Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

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C.P.A.B.H.

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

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gomestock

Variation on gomer (in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room") but used outside of the emergency room.
A patient with no chance of being discharged

That patient became total gomestock after his colon resection

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norge

the area in your lower back that starts to become your ass crack

I'm so sweaty, i've got a ton of norge paste

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tribe

Of Jewish descent

You - "That chick is hot"
Your friend - "She's tribe too"

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crowning

synonoumous with "poking cotton" or "turtling"

I need to take a dump real bad, I'm crowning

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