Valley Trapper

A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.

“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”

“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”

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