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peladophobia

the fear of bald people, more specifically the fear of the bald "man" outside of my car window

Me: i think i have peladophobia, I saw thought i saw a bald man outside my window and freaked out!!
Roman: are you sure it wasnt just your kneecap again?

by gee uh April 21, 2022

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Cum of Duty: Black Cocks

this is an all new high-tech video game created by a bunch of 8th graders. the gun? oh its a penis. The power-up? CUMSHOT!!!

Cum of Duty: Black Cocks is my favorite video game!!!

by gee uh April 29, 2022

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Jay-splosion

A jay-splosion is where you laugh so hard a huge wad of snot and blood flies out of your nose. It is gruesome yet funny.

I laughed so hard I had a Jay-splosion!!!

by gee uh May 18, 2022


scat kink

the act of being aroused by the jazz vocal style emotive.

Zamn that scatting is really turning me on, I think I have a scat kink.

by gee uh April 20, 2022

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